I had a conversation with Kita about the Congress today

"I know that you've had that toy since you

were a puppy, but you have to give it up."

Why?

"The Republicans want it.  

And the rest of your toys.  

Also, they want your bed."

Well, what do I get?

"Nothing"

This is a joke, right?  

It doesn't seem very fair.

"Sorry, boy, but they are too
stubborn to compromise."

I wish dogs could vote...